i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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