think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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