Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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