i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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