im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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