Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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