I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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