Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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