wrigley field is MILF paradise
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if i died would you start the facebook group?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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