I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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