What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
even my farts smell like vagina
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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