Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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