Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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