can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Randomize
