I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
