but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
