Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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