you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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