The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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