Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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