Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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