Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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