the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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