it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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