I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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