just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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