Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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