note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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