And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's blow job season.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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