Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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