can u get pink eye on your cock?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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