he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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