Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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