i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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