white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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