You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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