Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Welp...herpes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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