but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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