If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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