Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I wear drunk well.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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