I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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