Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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