it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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