Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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