Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
No subtext here. People are naked.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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