I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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