You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Im part way to drunk.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
