I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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