3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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