I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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