Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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