ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Everything about him screamed your future.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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