I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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